March
To Your Own Beat
(And Defeat Timeline Weasel)!
With Rebecca Bardess
We Need to Talk About the Timeline Weasel
I cannot stress this enough, do NOT look too long at its floofy face. That's how it gets you. Regardless of appearances, this thing is pure evil.Ā
As explained on the previous page, Timeline Weasel (TW if the authorities ever force us to go underground) is the hidden reason your life has gone to shiz in all the ways it has since April 2016.
I'm going to give you access to a short quiz designed to help clarify exactly what the beat is to which you must march right now, but first I must give you a little more info on this scallywag, so he doesn't mess with your progress.
The story we're told is thatĀ Timeline Weasel gnawed through some wires, breaking the Large Hadron Collider andĀ becoming an ex-weasel in the process. The REAL story that everyone's hiding from you is that it moved us all into a different timeline in which the Fruit of the Loom cornucopia never existed.
Not only that, but it became known as the Mandela Effect. 20 mins from CERN is a statue of whom? Mandela. Coincidence? I think not.
Unless you take an IMMEDIATE stand against the TW it will continue to eff with your life in ways that feel beyond your control. Its current mission is to induce doomscrolling. We're launching our own undoomification initiative to counter that. Don't worry. We're two steps ahead of the blighter.
But you need to know how to become a Timeline Weasel Warrior (TWW) too if you want to undoomify your life and take back control of your destiny.
It goes without saying that the Timeline Weasel is in cahoots with the Trolls who are invading Freedomshire. I have a book coming out soon that will explain more of how they and the 'dark bees' fit into the story and how you can defeat them. But one thing at a time. Let's take immediate action against Timeline Weasel.
How can you help? I've put together a quiz that will not only give you protection against further machinations of Timeline Weasel, but will also give you clarity on how to march to your own beat from this day onwards. It's usually $7, but use code tw2025 to get it FREE through this button.Ā
